Bob's Funeral
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Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife Martha thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.' When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. Martha is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
