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2008/8/28

Five Important Lessons in Life!

@ 10:08 AM (14 months, 15 days ago)
 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


During my second month of college, our professor

gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student

and had breezed through the questions until I read

the last one:


'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the
school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the

cleaning woman several times. She was tall,

dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her
name?


I handed in my paper, leaving the last question

blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if

the last question would count toward our quiz grade.


'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,

you will meet many people. All are significant. They

deserve your attention and care, even if all you do

is smile and say 'hello.'


I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her

name was Dorothy.



2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain


One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American

woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway

trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had

broken down and she desperately needed a ride.

Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.

A young white man stopped to help her, generally

unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man

took her to safety, helped her get assistance and

put her into a taxicab.


She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his

address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a

knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a

giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A

special note was attached..


It read:

'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway

the other night. The rain drenched not only my

clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.

Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying

husband's bedside just before he passed away... God

bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving

others.'


Sincerely,

Mrs. Nat King Cole.



3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those

who serve.



In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,

a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and

sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in

front of him.


'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.


'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.


The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and

studied the coins in it.


'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he
inquired.


By now more people were waiting for a table and the

waitress was growing impatient.


'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.


The little boy again counted his coins.


'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.


The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on

the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice

cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress

came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the

table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,

were two nickels and five pennies..


You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had

to have enough left to leave her a tip.



4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our
Path.


In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a

roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if

anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the

king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by

and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the

King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did

anything about getting the stone out of the way.


Then a peasant came along carrying a load of

vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the

peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the

stone to the side of the road. After much pushing

and straining, he finally succeeded. After the

peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed

a purse lying in the road where the boulder had

been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note

from the King indicating that the gold was for the

person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The

peasant learned what many of us never understand!


Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve

our condition.



5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...


Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a

hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who

was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only

chance of recovery appeared to be a blood

transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had

miraculously survived the same disease and had

developed the antibodies needed to combat the

illness. The doctor explained the situation to her

little brother, and asked the little boy if he would

be willing to give his blood to his sister.


I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a

deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will

save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in

bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,

seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his

face grew pale and his smile faded.


He looked up at the doctor and asked with a

trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.


Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the

doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his

sister all of his blood in order to save her.



 'Work like you

don't need the money, love like you've never been

hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching.'


2008/8/27

Two Priests on a Vacation!

@ 09:31 AM (14 months, 16 days ago)

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb. 

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Just Friend or Best Friend?

@ 09:28 AM (14 months, 16 days ago)

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

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Don't Forget Your Mother!

@ 09:25 AM (14 months, 16 days ago)

1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed
you. you thanked her by crying all the night.

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2008/8/13

modern bride!

@ 08:36 AM (15 months, 16 hours ago)
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

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Appraisal!

@ 08:29 AM (15 months, 16 hours ago)
DON'T FORGET TO READ N.B AT THE END

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The Clever Indian!

@ 08:28 AM (15 months, 16 hours ago)

An Indian having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

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2008/8/12

God is Missing!

@ 08:16 AM (15 months, 1 day ago)
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any
mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

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Technical Support!

@ 08:15 AM (15 months, 1 day ago)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend  7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
 
Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife  1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife  1.0 manual under

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The Lord's Prayer!

@ 08:10 AM (15 months, 1 day ago)
The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the
Pope at the Vatican .
After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, 'Your
Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for
you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church . if you
change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give
us this day our daily coffee'."

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