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2008/9/5

A Man's Life!

@ 10:21 PM (14 months, 24 days ago)
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Women's Liberation!

@ 10:21 PM (14 months, 24 days ago)
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Guardian Angel!

@ 10:20 PM (14 months, 24 days ago)

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

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She returned my credit card!

@ 10:20 PM (14 months, 24 days ago)

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

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