fleeting thoughts

Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.

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WATER

1.  75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)
2.  In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

4.  One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

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Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.

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The lady teacher asks the pupils about the kind of medicines they know of and what are they used for:-
 The first pupil said - 'Tylenol.'
 'Very good! And what is it used for?'
 'It is used for headache.'
 The second pupil said - 'Nytol.'
 'Excellent. And what is it used for?'
 'To help you sleep.'
 Now it is Johnny's turn. He says - 'Viagra.'
 'Johnny, what is it used for?'
 'I think it can be used for diarrohea.' 'Who told you this?'
 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder!!!'

Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
 'Why?' asks the father.
 'The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said, 6.'
 'But that's right!' 'Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
 'What's the fucking difference?'
 'That's exactly what I said!'

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
 She asked, 'Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?'
 'Milk!' answered Little Johnny.
 'No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water,' explained the
 teacher.
 'Wow!' Johnny exclaimed. 'I didn't know the stem was that long!!'

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. 
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

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One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty.

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When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

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An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!'
MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few moments off and meet your dear ones.