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2008/11/16

Water vs Coke

@ 10:01 AM (12 months, 13 days ago)

 

WATER

1.  75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)
2.  In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

4.  One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

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Now you know how I feel?

@ 09:55 AM (12 months, 13 days ago)
Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.

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Viagra for diarrhoea!

@ 09:54 AM (12 months, 13 days ago)
The lady teacher asks the pupils about the kind of medicines they know of and what are they used for:-
 The first pupil said - 'Tylenol.'
 'Very good! And what is it used for?'
 'It is used for headache.'
 The second pupil said - 'Nytol.'
 'Excellent. And what is it used for?'
 'To help you sleep.'
 Now it is Johnny's turn. He says - 'Viagra.'
 'Johnny, what is it used for?'
 'I think it can be used for diarrohea.' 'Who told you this?'
 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder!!!'

That is exactly what I said!

@ 09:53 AM (12 months, 13 days ago)
Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
 'Why?' asks the father.
 'The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said, 6.'
 'But that's right!' 'Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
 'What's the fucking difference?'
 'That's exactly what I said!'

Is the stem that long?

@ 09:53 AM (12 months, 13 days ago)
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
 She asked, 'Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?'
 'Milk!' answered Little Johnny.
 'No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water,' explained the
 teacher.
 'Wow!' Johnny exclaimed. 'I didn't know the stem was that long!!'