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2009/1/6

Shower :Man and Woman

@ 08:06 AM (10 months, 19 days ago)
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone. 

Wash your hair once with mehndi and  shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 

Condition your hair with mint conditioner. 

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with lemon body wash. 

Rinse conditioner off hair. 

Shave armpits and legs. 

Rinse off. 

Turn off shower.

Dry off all wet surfaces in bathroom. 

Get out of shower. Dry with towel. 

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 

Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  

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  HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 

Walk naked to the bathroom. 

If you see wife along the way, tease her. 

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 

Scratch your butt. 

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. 

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 

Wash your hair. 

Pee. 

Rinse off and get out of shower.Partially dry off. 

Fail to notice the water on floor. 

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,and light and fan on. 

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.If you pass wife, pull off towel, tease her again. 

Throw wet towel on bed. 

Sit on bed end and pick ur nose.


Comment(s) »

  1. You peeping in my window???? LOL...Thats some funny stuff that hits too close to home, except I don't leave butt hairs in the soap......rofl...riff:mrgreen:

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/06 @ 08:25 AM — (Reply)

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