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2009/1/10

Corporate Team!

@ 01:56 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
 
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
 
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
 
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
 
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
 
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
 
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
 
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
 
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
 
HR Manager is a person who thinks that...
a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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