fleeting thoughts

Crazy  facts you may have heard before, but they are worth a  chuckle: 
If  you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound  energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth  it. ......!!     ) 
 
If  you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to  create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more  like it!) 
   
The  human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt  blood 30 feet. 
 
A  pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I  want to be a pig.) 
 
A  cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.  (Creepy.) 
(I'm still not over  the pig.) 
 
Banging  your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at  home,maybe at  work) 
 
The  male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The  female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home.  What the...?!) 
 
The  flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of  a football field. 
(30  minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 
 
The  catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.  (What could be so  tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
   
Some  lions mate over 50 times a day.  (I still want to be  a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 
   
Butterflies  taste with their feet.  (Something I always  wanted to know.) 
 
The  strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmm  mmmm...... 
 
Right-handed  people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed  people.  (If you're  ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 
 
Elephants  are the only animals that cannot jump.  (Okay, so that would  be a good thing) 
   
A  cat's urine glows under a black light.  (I  wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 
   
An  ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  ( I know some people  like that.) 
 
Starfish  have no brains  (I know some people  like that too.) 
 
Polar  bears are left-handed. ( If they switch,  they'll live a lot longer) 
 
Humans  and dolphins are the only species that have sex for  pleasure.  (What about that  pig??)