fleeting thoughts

I  was walking down the street when I was accosted by a  particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who  asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. 

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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells
the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of
a turkey on her right thigh just below her
bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy
Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + Sleep

Therefore

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore

Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In Other words,

Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Men = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Men – earn money = Donkey

In other words,

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Women = Donkey + spend

Women- spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:

From equation 2 and 3

Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend

So

Men earn money not to let women became donkeys

And women spend not to let men become donkeys

So we have:

Men+ women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 & 2, we can conclude

Men + women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!!!!!!!!!!!!