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2009/5/29

Your Age by Eating Out!

@ 04:48 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

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Empty Jar and Two Cups of Coffee!

@ 04:41 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)
When things in your life seem,  Almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the story of the empty jar and 2 cups of coffee.
 
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some  items in  front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, If the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

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Software Company :Profiles of Hindu Goda and Mythological Figures!

@ 04:39 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Roles in Heaven:

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The Price of Children!

@ 04:37 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)
The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about price shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

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Intelligent Ads!

@ 04:37 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)
Advertisement in a Long Island shop:                                             
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap.......                                         
....no strings attached.                                                         
                                                                                 
Ad.. In a hospital waiting room: Smoking helps you lose weight                   
... One lung at a time!                                                         
                                                                                 
Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative                                   
.More the success, more the relatives.                                         
                                                                                 
When I read about the evils of drinking                                         
...I gave up reading.                                                           
                                                                                 
My grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses                         
... He drinks straight out of the bottle.                                       
                                                                                 
You know your kids have grown up when                                           
.Your daughter begins to put on lipstick                                       
....Or your son starts to wipe it off.                                           
                                                                                 
Sign in a bar: "Those of you who are drinking to forget,                         
.Please pay in advance."                                                       
                                                                                 
Sign in driving school: If your wife wants to learn to drive,                   
.Don't stand in her way.                                                       
                                                                                 
Behind every great man,                                                         
.there is a surprised woman.                                                   
                                                                                 
The reason men lie is                                                           
.Because women ask so many questions.                                           
                                                                                 
Getting caught                                                                   
.Is the mother of inventions.                                                   
                                                                                 
Laugh and the world laughs with you,                                             
.Snore and you sleep alone.                                                     
                                                                                 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is       
.The fact that it has never tried to contact us.                               
                                                                                 
Sign at a barber's saloon in Detroit:                                           
.We need your heads to run our business.                                       
                                                                                 
A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive, if they are not old enough         
.Or else they will never be.                                                   
                                                                                 
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment                   
Has been personally passed by the Manager.                                     
                                                                                 
Sign on a famous Beauty Parlor window:                                           
Don't whistle at the girls going out from here                                   
.She may be your grandmother !     

2009/5/14

Some Interesting Facts!

@ 09:56 AM (5 months, 26 days ago)
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed
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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United
States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,your
heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest
tongue twister in the English language
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great ! king from
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Hearts - Charlemagne
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15.       111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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16.    If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a
result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is
this?
Answer - Honey
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive
from
each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria
in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow   !! 
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2009/5/13

Prevent Hangovers and Stay Drunk!

@ 08:37 AM (5 months, 27 days ago)
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CSL EXTRA SPECIAL

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Medical Howlers

@ 08:17 AM (5 months, 27 days ago)

1.                Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

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For Pet Lovers!

@ 08:16 AM (5 months, 27 days ago)
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

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