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2009/11/5

Sweet Revenge!

@ 05:03 AM (15 days, 18 hours ago)

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when, suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Comment(s) »

  1. A Really big Round of Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/05 @ 07:40 AM — (Reply)

  2. Two words: duct tape.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/11/05 @ 02:56 PM — (Reply)

  3. Ya , As A Restraining device !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/05 @ 04:29 PM — (Reply)

  4. Nope. As a noise pollution safety measure.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/11/05 @ 05:01 PM — (Reply)

  5. Hey its your lucky day ! a Combo device shall be shipped to your dorr ! Free of Charge 1 ahahahahaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/05 @ 05:47 PM — (Reply)

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