@ 08:34 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)
Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue.. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
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@ 08:31 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is
enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of
this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says,
'It's all set. They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their
own airfare!!'
