http://sanjas.bloghi.com/ Reading this blog will make you laugh, will make you think and make you reflect. Browsing through this blog will become an integral part of your daily routine! Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:52:03 +0000 http://bloghi.com/ http://sanjas.bloghi.com/img_ch.hi?id=13910 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/ http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/giving-when-it-counts.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/giving-when-it-counts.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:05:19 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/giving-when-it-counts.html Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at ahospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz whowas suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her onlychance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/giving-when-it-counts.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/the-obstacle-in-our-path.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/the-obstacle-in-our-path.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:04:56 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/the-obstacle-in-our-path.html In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on aroadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see ifanyone would remove the huge rock. Some of theking's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/the-obstacle-in-our-path.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/thanking-those-who-serve-you.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/thanking-those-who-serve-you.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:04:28 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/thanking-those-who-serve-you.html In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water infront of him.'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.The... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/thanking-those-who-serve-you.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/pickup-in-the-rain.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/pickup-in-the-rain.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:04:03 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/pickup-in-the-rain.html One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African Americanwoman was standing on the side of an Alabama highwaytrying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car hadbroken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/pickup-in-the-rain.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/cleaning-lady.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/cleaning-lady.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:03:39 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/cleaning-lady.html During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious studentand had breezed through the questions until I readthe last one:'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'Surely this was some kind of... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/cleaning-lady.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/killing-english.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/killing-english.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:38:48 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/killing-english.html Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? " ********************************************************************* Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/19/killing-english.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/a-touching-story.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/a-touching-story.html#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:16:49 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/a-touching-story.html In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared Down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of Terminal leukemia.        Although her heart was filled with sadness, She also had a strong feeling of determination.... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/a-touching-story.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/family.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/family.html#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:04:52 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/family.html  I ran into a stranger as he passed by,                             'Oh excuse me please' was my... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/18/family.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/16/attitude.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/16/attitude.html#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:26:09 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/16/attitude.html  IfA=1B=2C=3D=4E=5F=6G=7H=8I=9J=10K=11L=12M=13N=14O=15P=16Q=17R=18S=19T=20U=21V=22W=23X=24Y=25Z=26ThenH+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%L+U+C+K =12+21+3+11 = 47%(None... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/16/attitude.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/which-son-is-doing-well.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/which-son-is-doing-well.html#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:25:18 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/which-son-is-doing-well.html Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/which-son-is-doing-well.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/two-stories-must-read-both.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/two-stories-must-read-both.html#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:23:17 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/two-stories-must-read-both.html STORY NUMBER  ONE        Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned  Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/two-stories-must-read-both.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/nutrition-updates.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/nutrition-updates.html#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:19:38 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/nutrition-updates.html TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!   INSOMNIA... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/nutrition-updates.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/engineers-vs-doctors.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/engineers-vs-doctors.html#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:58:32 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/engineers-vs-doctors.html 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority . SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): --------------------------------------... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/engineers-vs-doctors.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/15-most-unfortunate-town-names.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/15-most-unfortunate-town-names.html#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:57:19 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/15-most-unfortunate-town-names.html Penistone, UK Middelfart, in central Denmark Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada Fucking, Austria. Crotch Crescent, UK Crapstone, UK Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA Boring, Oregon, USA Accident, Maryland, USA Wetwang, UK Hell, Michigan, USA Hell,... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/13/15-most-unfortunate-town-names.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/payment-with-kisses.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/payment-with-kisses.html#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:52:44 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/payment-with-kisses.html An Indian,working abroad wrote to his wife...DEAR PINKY Darling, I can't send my salary this month; the global market crises has affected my company, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart please adjust.Your loving husband, JALENDER... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/payment-with-kisses.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/do-you-believe-in-genies.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/do-you-believe-in-genies.html#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:48:16 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/do-you-believe-in-genies.html A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/do-you-believe-in-genies.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/fine-advices.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/fine-advices.html#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:53:17 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/fine-advices.html ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/fine-advices.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/egg-attack-on-your-car.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/egg-attack-on-your-car.html#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:46:17 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/egg-attack-on-your-car.html  If you are driving at night and were attacked with eggs  on your car's windshield , do not operate your wiper  or  spray any water.  Eggs mixed with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5 %.  You... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/12/egg-attack-on-your-car.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/you-could-make-a-difference.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/you-could-make-a-difference.html#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:29:51 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/you-could-make-a-difference.html    As she stood in front of her 5th grade class onthe very first day of school, she told the children anuntruth. Like most teachers, she looked at herstudents and said that she loved them all the same.However, that was impossible, because... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/you-could-make-a-difference.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/do-you-know-who-packs-your-parachutes.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/do-you-know-who-packs-your-parachutes.html#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:27:29 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/do-you-know-who-packs-your-parachutes.html Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam.After 75 combatmissions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-airmissile. Plumbejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He wascaptured and spent sixyears in a Vietnamese prison. He survived the... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/11/do-you-know-who-packs-your-parachutes.html#comments