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Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:27:20 +0000 http://bloghi.com/ http://sanjas.bloghi.com/img_ch.hi?id=13910 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/ http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/the-twelve-pound-nugget-of-gold.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/the-twelve-pound-nugget-of-gold.html#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:04:23 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/the-twelve-pound-nugget-of-gold.html A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them, Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/the-twelve-pound-nugget-of-gold.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/amazing-facts-you-will-be-wiser.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/amazing-facts-you-will-be-wiser.html#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:02:35 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/amazing-facts-you-will-be-wiser.html In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed tobeat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of the thumb'------------ --------- --------- -----Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/06/amazing-facts-you-will-be-wiser.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/sweet-revenge.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/sweet-revenge.html#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:03:17 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/sweet-revenge.html A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when, suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/sweet-revenge.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/motherhood-a-divine-career.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/motherhood-a-divine-career.html#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:00:57 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/motherhood-a-divine-career.html A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/05/motherhood-a-divine-career.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/04/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-different-reactions.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/04/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-different-reactions.html#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:25:22 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/04/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-different-reactions.html How differently personalities react!!      Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDER GARTEN BOY  To get to the other side. PLATO  For the greater good. ARISTOTLE  It is the nature of chickens to cross... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/04/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-different-reactions.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/how-company-policies-get-made.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/how-company-policies-get-made.html#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:17:13 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/how-company-policies-get-made.html Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leadingto a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayedwith ice water, which makes them miserable.... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/how-company-policies-get-made.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/the-two-wolves-in-life.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/the-two-wolves-in-life.html#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:13:40 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/the-two-wolves-in-life.html One evening an old man told his grandson about a battle that goes oninside people.He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all."One is Evil.  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,arrogance, self-pity, guilt,... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/03/the-two-wolves-in-life.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/dont-drink-and-drive-a-touching-poem.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/dont-drink-and-drive-a-touching-poem.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:31:46 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/dont-drink-and-drive-a-touching-poem.html I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/dont-drink-and-drive-a-touching-poem.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/questions-in-an-idle-mind.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/questions-in-an-idle-mind.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:30:25 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/questions-in-an-idle-mind.html 01.If all the nations in the world are in debt (i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird). 02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought). 03.What is the speed of darkness?... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/questions-in-an-idle-mind.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/priceless-words.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/priceless-words.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:26:19 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/priceless-words.html A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/priceless-words.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/indian-epic-mahabharata-retold.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/indian-epic-mahabharata-retold.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:34:19 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/indian-epic-mahabharata-retold.html Subject: MahabharataTo:The Writer, Film Director & Film Producer,MumbaiRef: Film story submitted by you, regarding financing of films by Government of India, Your letter dt. ............ ......... . http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/indian-epic-mahabharata-retold.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/history-mystery.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/history-mystery.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:32:17 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/history-mystery.html Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/history-mystery.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/if-columbus-had-been-married.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/if-columbus-had-been-married.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:23:59 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/if-columbus-had-been-married.html If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because of the following:   http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/02/if-columbus-had-been-married.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/heights-of-communication-gap.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/heights-of-communication-gap.html#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:34:14 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/heights-of-communication-gap.html Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue.. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/heights-of-communication-gap.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/one-phone-call.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/one-phone-call.html#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:31:31 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/one-phone-call.html An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,              ... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/11/01/one-phone-call.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/never-leave-your-friends-behind.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/never-leave-your-friends-behind.html#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:37:01 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/never-leave-your-friends-behind.html A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/never-leave-your-friends-behind.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:12:11 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html Population: 100 crore9 crore retired30 crore in state Govt;17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed1.2 crore u can find... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:09:55 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html Population: 100 crore9 crore retired30 crore in state Govt;17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed1.2 crore u can find... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/31/why-india-is-in-trouble.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/best-lawyer-story-of-the-year.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/best-lawyer-story-of-the-year.html#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:49:11 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/best-lawyer-story-of-the-year.html Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/best-lawyer-story-of-the-year.html#comments http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/after-all-he-is-your-son.html http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/after-all-he-is-your-son.html#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:45:13 +0000 http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/after-all-he-is-your-son.html Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'?Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on... http://sanjas.bloghi.com/2009/10/30/after-all-he-is-your-son.html#comments